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I'm glad you ended up here, because you've just found the latest and greatest web hosting service on the web today! Or at least we think so. :)

Seriously, I run a multi-million pound empire online, and I know from experience that having a fast, secure and reliable web host is one of the most critical aspects of our online business. Apart from that, we don't have time to waste on technical issues, we just want something that runs fast, and that is easy to setup and manage.... This is why we created NoCrap Web Hosting solution for you and us:). This is the first and only web hosting company made for the average Joe. We really get it…we understand you want a reliable, affordable and most importantly easy to use package, and lucky for you we have a great time that has managed to put all this together for us to use.

We specialize in helping small, medium and large businesses achieve their online goals. You could call us "The dream makers"…you may if you want to :).

So, here’s what's going on.... If you want to make money online, you need a website. Simple as that. And odds are if you’re anything like me, you don’t know (or care less) about PHP, HTML, JAVA, FTP, ASP, CSS, or any of those weird abbreviations... In fact you can't stand to hear them.

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Our service gives you total freedom (and the ability too!) to host your website without the headache of this ever changing technology jargons. That's right.... we like to make it easy and we are definitely not down with all the Tech talk... we just leave that to our carefully selected experts who we have hired to keep you and us away from it all, while still maintaining a highly sophisticated presence on the web.

Our main goal at No Crap Web Hosting is to make life easy for you.. That’s right. And we know that you'll be happy with what we put together for you... Besides, we base the whole set up on our million dollar empire, and broke it down in an easy to use hosting service anyone can use. Pretty sweet, huh?

Please feel free to investigate the packages we have set up for you, and remember... if you need to speak to someone, we are always here to help.

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We are here to help. Please feel free to contact us at anytime, and we will be glad to assist you.

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Email: support@cheesyrobot.com

Address: Entrepreneurs Insights Limited, 190 Church Road, Hove, East Sussex BN3 2DT


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